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Old 03-10-2006, 09:20 AM   #1
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>Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards
>on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed
>Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
>Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the
>table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some
>Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under
>there?" Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed
>he did.
>She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500." After taking a
>minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, John
>confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since her husband Bill works
>Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should be at her house around 2 p.m.
>Friday afternoon.
>When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m. sharp and
>after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed
>their transaction, as agreed. John quickly dressed and left.
>As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the house, asked
>his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this afternoon?" With a
>lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a few
>minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband
>curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?"
>In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best
>poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500." Bill, with a
>satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping
>he did. John came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He
>promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me
>Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!
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