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|02-10-2006, 01:48 AM||#1|
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The Missionary's Position A missionary went to an island to teach the natives English. His first student was the tribal chief. The missionary pointed skyward and said "sky".
The Chief said "sky".
The missionary pointed to his foot and said "shoe".
The Chief said "shoe".
This is great, thought the missionary as the two began walking together. He's really catching on! After a few minutes of more such lessons, they went around a bush and saw a man and woman hot and heavy in the throes of passion. The very proper missionary, totally startled and highly embarrassed, nervously said, "Man riding bike".
Instead of responding as he had been, though, the Chief ran up and put his spear through the heart of the man on top of the woman, killing him.
The horrified missionary asked, "What in 's name did you do THAT for?"
The Chief calmly replied, "MY bike!"
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|02-10-2006, 08:49 AM||#3|
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