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Old 01-16-2006, 03:35 PM   #1
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West Texas Cowboy (funny)

A West Texas cowboy was herding his herd in a remote
pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of
a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in
a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and
YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy,
"If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you
have in your herd,will you give me a calf?"

The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then
looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly
answers, "Sure, Why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook
computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, and
surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls
up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact
fix on his location which he then feeds to another
NASA satellite that scans the area in an
ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe
Photoshop and exports it to an image processing
facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he
receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has
been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a
MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel
spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report
on his hi-tech,miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and
finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have
exactly 1586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my
calves," says the cowboy. He watches the young man
select one of the animals and looks on amused as the
young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can
tell you exactly what your business is, will you give
me back my animal?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then
says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a consultant for the National Democratic Party." says the cowboy.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy.
"You showed up here even though nobody called you;
You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a
question I never asked; and you don't know anything
about my business........ Now give me back my dog." :laughing6

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