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Old 12-12-2008, 07:33 PM   #1
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motorcycle phrases/sayings

heres a good one.
'the most dangerous part on a motorcyle is the nut between the handlebars and the seat"

"id rather be on my motorcyle thing about than be in church thining about riding my motorcycle"

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Old 12-12-2008, 07:38 PM   #2
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"Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death..."
Hunter S. Thompson

"Why are motorcycle dealers closed on Sundays? Because Sunday is for worship... Catholics go to church, Motorcyclists go to the track."
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"98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home."
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"I'd rather be riding my motorcycle thinking about than sitting in church thinking about my motorcycle."
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"I believe many Harley guys spend more time revving their engines than actually driving anywhere; I sometimes wonder why they bother to have wheels on their motorcycles."
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"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."
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Ever since the young men have owned motorcycles, incest has been dying out.
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"And I to my motorcycle Parked like the soul of the junkyard Restored, a bicycle fleshed With power, and tore off Up Highway 106 continually Drunk on the wind in my mouth Wringing the handlebar for speed Wild to be wreckage forever."
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Old 12-12-2008, 08:05 PM   #3
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"Crotch Rocket"





"more fun than a barrel of monkeys"

Have you ever seen one monkey? I dont think you can have more fun than with a monkey. Seriously. teach that thing to drink beer with you, flip people off, mow the yard, and throw poo at cars that cut you off when your on a bike. You can take my freeeeedom... But you cant take my Monkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-12-2008, 08:12 PM   #4
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Old 12-16-2008, 08:33 AM   #5
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I like that, But when an old guy like my dad flys past you on his harley on the twistys, you might think differently about that saying



The old guys do have a bit of style, and years of experience, but there will never be a day when a "old guy on a Harley fly's past me in the twisties"

But keep in mind, I'm one of those "old guys"

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hahaha... ya i don't think he'll have that stitched across his biker suit
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my most hated one told to me by random people i dont even know (especially girls) is always along the lines of

"OMG YOUR GOING TO DIE!!"

or when my bike wont start on a cold morning and i forget to give it a little gas due to the carbs, once again by people i dont know (especially guys this time)

"need a jump, sounds like your battery"
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale



Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and
drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and
farted whenever he wanted.

THE END


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A Fairy Tale

One day, a long, long, time ago, there lived a woman who did not whine,
nag, or .

But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.

The End


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thats good. i like that

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