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Old 12-02-2005, 08:56 AM   #1
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Cooking Eggs

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the
kitchen. "Careful . CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my ! You're cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my ! WHERE are we going to get MORE
BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me
when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget
to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What the is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple
of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving!"

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Old 12-02-2005, 09:00 AM   #2
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Old 12-02-2005, 11:07 AM   #3
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Old 12-02-2005, 11:37 AM   #4
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watch Richard Jeni "A big steaming pile of me." It was an HBO comedy special, it's funnnnnny. He has some content similar to this.
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Old 12-02-2005, 12:34 PM   #5
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Old 12-02-2005, 10:41 PM   #6
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Old 12-03-2005, 02:01 AM   #7
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that was good.. why are women like that?

and why don't we ever stop for directions?
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Old 12-03-2005, 02:05 AM   #8
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i do stop for directions but not till im lost lol then agian i always get lost i got lost today....but that was funny

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