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Old 11-14-2005, 06:52 PM   #1
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The other day a buddy of mine was speeding down the street and went over a bridge, a cop came out from under the bridge and pulled him over. the cop asks him why are you in such a hurry? My buddy tells him well I am late for work. The cop asks what kind of work do you do that is so important that you have to speed to get there? He starts to explain that he is an stretcher, the cop asks what exactly does an stretcher do. He says well you start with one finger, and you work up to two and so on until you get both hands in there, then you stretch it out to about 6 foot. The cop goes what do you do with a 6 foot ?

He says, You give him a radar gun and stick him under a bridge.
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Old 11-14-2005, 07:09 PM   #2
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Old 11-14-2005, 08:19 PM   #3
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Old 11-14-2005, 08:20 PM   #4
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Old 11-15-2005, 12:57 AM   #6
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thats a good one.. ill have to tell my uncle (whos a cop) that one... teach him to with me.... that should him off.
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