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|11-01-2005, 11:08 AM||#1|
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Texans in Heaven
Subject: Texans in the "After Life"
Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have
Texans up here who are causing problems. They're swinging on the
gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes,
dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps and
cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to
heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds and chicken wing bones all
the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing."
The Lord said, "Texans are Texans, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my
children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil."
The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Hold on a minute." The Devil
returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?"
Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're
having down there."
The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After
about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back.
what was the question?"
Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"
The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on."
This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes.
The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right
Those Texans have put out the fire and are trying to install air
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