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Old 02-29-2008, 11:58 PM   #1
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The Clever Woman.

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog
said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for,
your husband will get ....... times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man that ever lived, an Adonis whom women will
swoon over and flock to".
infamous spin: The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman
and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM!!! - She's the most beautiful
woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world by
far. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is

So, KAZAM!!! - She's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and after careful consideration
she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack"

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

ATTENTION female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
and continue feeling good.
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Old 03-01-2008, 12:14 AM   #2
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Old 03-01-2008, 12:27 AM   #3
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meh. not bad, but told wrong. its supposed to be twice as much not ten times, then the last wish is "Scare me half to death"
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Old 03-01-2008, 12:43 AM   #4
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OK heres one for you guys
A man buys his wife a sexy negligee costing $500 for their 30th wedding anniversary.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks,
"I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."

So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says,
"Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

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Busa club. why did you not mention that? that makes things all nice and peachy
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Old 03-03-2008, 05:03 PM   #5
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lol pretty funny!
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