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Old 02-27-2008, 11:40 PM   #1
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Subject: bullfrogs and bj's

Bullfrogs &

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After
looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the
clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been
trained to give !'

'!' the woman replied.

'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said.

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's
more for her! She bought the frog.

When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical
and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to
perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was
awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious
banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her
husband and the frog reading cookbooks.

'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.

The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook, your is gone.'
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