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|01-05-2008, 10:44 PM||#1|
This is me.
Join Date: Sep 2007
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Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... Box said "2-4
Trapped on escalator for hours .... Power went out!!!
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit
Into those little packets!!!
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other
Swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....
Car swamped because soft-top was open.
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond
female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and
again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,
marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"
THIS is me on my motorcycle. Any Questions?
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|01-05-2008, 10:45 PM||#2|
Join Date: Aug 2005
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how does a blonde turn on the light after ?
she opens the car door...
|01-05-2008, 10:46 PM||#4|
Yeah I'm flippin' YOU off
Join Date: Oct 2006
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'74 Suzuki GT380
'82 XS650 StreetTracker
'17 Triumph Thruxton R
'83 Yamaha Seca 900
Ha ha ha
Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
So they have a place to hook their feet.
Asphalt is for racing... dirt is for growing potatoes. - J. Diester
When seconds count... the police are only minutes away.
Grow up and be a productive member of society already.
Bevo- "I lack skillz"
|01-06-2008, 08:50 AM||#5|
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking ... and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away ... Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ...?"
|01-06-2008, 08:57 AM||#6|
A blonde girl comes rushing home to her mum and says: "Mummy mummy! Today at school everyone could only count to 3 but I can count to 5. Look - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Does that mean I am special mummy?"
"Yes dear it does."
The next day the blonde girl comes running in again and says: "Mummy mummy! Today at school everyone could only say the alphabet from A to C but I can go until E. Look - A, B, C, D, E. Does that mean I am special mummy?"
"Yes dear it does."
The next day the blonde girl comes rushing home and says "Mummy mummy! Today at school we were getting changed for physical excercises and all the other girls had really flat chests but I had these ...!" She opens her blouse and reveals a gorgeous pair of DD . "Is it because I am special mummy?"
"No dear it's because you are 25."
|01-06-2008, 05:05 PM||#7|
the necessary villain
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Experience: 5 years
'04 R6, '05 70, '04 fiddy!
|01-06-2008, 11:31 PM||#9|
51% Geek, 49% SuperHero
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