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Old 12-13-2007, 12:34 PM   #1
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Talking WOMEN!!! ~~~ LOL

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
works in Mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, "So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from !" But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.


The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil .
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Old 12-13-2007, 12:35 PM   #2
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Well, we really don't need to be Mensa members to outsmart the average man....
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moral of the story you wont get laid by a stranger , so stop trying
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YEAH ... LIKE YOUR MOM!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAH :k eke:

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J/K bro! ... it was just there!
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