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Old 08-25-2005, 05:06 PM   #1
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A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital
when during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating furiously.

"Oh my !!" screamed the woman, "That's disgraceful!!! Why is he
doing that??"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very
sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious
condition where his testicles rapidly fill with , and if he
doesn't do that at least 5 times a day, he'll be in extreme pain
and his testicles could easily rupture".

"Oh well, in that case, I guess it's ok." commented the woman.

In the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was
obvious that a nurse was performing oral s*x on him.

Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my !! How can THAT be justified?"

Again the doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness, better health
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Old 08-25-2005, 05:10 PM   #2
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ha!

BTW its ok to say and as well as other curse words right:
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where can I get me one of those health plans :laughing6:
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ha!

BTW its ok to say and as well as other curse words right:
you could probably even say
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