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|12-01-2007, 05:58 PM||#1|
How the do you choose? Pu##y or beer ??
It is time to do a comparison between the two things most treasured by men, beer and pu##y.............................
A beer is always wet.
A ***** needs encouragement.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A ***** tastes better served hot.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold ***** makes you Hillary Clinton.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
***** does not.
If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming *****, you are not disgusted.
24 beers come in a box.
A ***** is a box you can come in.
Too much head makes you mad at the
person giving you a beer.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is
If you come home smelling like beer,
your wife may get mad. If you come home
smelling like *****, she will definitely get mad.
6 beers in a night and you better not
drive. 6 in a night and you
have done all the driving you need.
Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much ***** and you will get poor.
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a ***** in the stands at a football game.
If a cop smells beer on your breath,
you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells ***** on your breath,
you are going to get a high five.
With beer, bigger is better.
Wearing a condom does not make a beer
any less enjoyable.
***** can make you see . Beer can
make you see the porcelain .
If you think all day about the next *****
you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer,
you are an alcoholic.
Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of ***** is more fun.
If you try to snag a beer at work,
you get fired. If you try to snag a *****
at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may
break. If you suddenly drop a *****,
it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
If you change to another beer, your
old brand will gladly have you back.
The best ***** you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
The worst ***** you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad *****: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead,
Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
Good *****: Almost all but the above.
The government taxes beer.
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|12-01-2007, 06:43 PM||#4|
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You wanna know how I know you're ghey???? You asked which to choose.
Kitty wins, hands down, every time. Beer can wait in the fridge.
Faster and Faster, Slowly! BRAWP it like its hot, BRAWP it like its hot.