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Old 11-23-2007, 10:28 AM   #1
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Harleys vs Women

Arthur Davidson, the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute, then said, 'I want to hang out with .'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to .

recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?'

Arthur said, 'Yes, that's me.'

said, 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, 'Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?'

said, 'Yes.'

'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions...

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds...

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust...

5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!'

'Hmmmmm, you have some good points there,' replied , 'hold on.'

went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and read it.

'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.'
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Busa club. why did you not mention that? that makes things all nice and peachy
Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength-
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Nice... I thought they were flawed when the instruction manual wasn't included.
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