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Old 08-23-2007, 01:42 PM   #1
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>A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and
>a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that
>they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got
>into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every
>evening to watch the sunset.
>One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
>clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.
>As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
>lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it,
>but the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the
>man took his arm from around the sheep.
>After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together , but
>there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and , lo and behold,
>there was another shipwreck.
>The only survivor was Hillary Clinton. That evening, the man introduced
>Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening; red
>sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze, perfect for a night of
>Pretty soon, the man started to get "those feelings" again. He fought the
>urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to
>Hillary, cautiously and whispered in her ear "Would you mind taking the dog
>for a walk?"
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id have with hillary clinton

thats right, i said it.
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Old 08-23-2007, 03:27 PM   #6
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id have with hillary clinton

thats right, i said it.
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Old 08-23-2007, 03:43 PM   #7
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Old 08-23-2007, 04:00 PM   #8
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id have with hillary clinton

thats right, i said it.

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