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Old 08-22-2007, 01:46 PM   #1
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Talking T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T

A business man got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with
a bright, "T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying t o keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest
smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"
The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'
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Old 08-22-2007, 01:47 PM   #2
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Old 08-22-2007, 01:51 PM   #4
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Old 08-22-2007, 02:04 PM   #5
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Old 08-22-2007, 02:06 PM   #6
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