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Old 01-04-2016, 09:05 PM   #1
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Funniest thing you saw/heard today.

Probably already on here somewhere but here goes.

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.'

The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!'

So the first blonde hands her the compact.

The second one looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'

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Old 01-04-2016, 10:07 PM   #2
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Heading westbound on Spring Cypress about 7:00. Watch a guy pulling out on the other side going eastbound pulling a pontoon boat. As soon as he pulls out, his trailer bounces off the hitch and he passes me throwing sparks. I felt bad for him, but I couldn't help but bust out laughing.
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Old 01-05-2016, 12:22 AM   #3
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Here's a fun one, or two. Oh grownups...

A guy at work saying "I'll get to that."

or another guy saying "It wasn't me"
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Old 01-05-2016, 09:59 AM   #4
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Old 01-05-2016, 10:11 AM   #5
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Talking about cars with a coworker in France and he said his Citroen CV2 was so slow that you can watch the grass grow as you drove by.
Just the same way you are tortured by common sense, I am tortured as to why you have none.
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