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Old 07-09-2007, 05:32 PM   #1
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Why is it mean to call a fattie 'fat?'

So I'm at the bar...sh*tty wasted and irritated my buddies girl brought a f*cking anchor with her. To make things worse, she's a snotty, loud mouthed fatty. I held my tounge and didn't say sh*t all night and out of left field she's all 'So what, you to good to talk to me or something?" all with a bad additude and what not....

I took a sip of my beer and was like...

'Uh, youre fat'

and turned away and continued drinking my beer....

then she started yelling, and her friend started yelling, it was big scene...so I left, and her friend started texting me that Im some big jerk, bla bla bla..

WTF, Fatties need to know, because obviously they shouldnt be at the bar picking up on me, they should be running on the ****ing treadmill.
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Old 07-09-2007, 05:33 PM   #2
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Old 07-09-2007, 05:35 PM   #3
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maybe you should have approached it a little differently?
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Old 07-09-2007, 05:35 PM   #4
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Old 07-09-2007, 05:37 PM   #5
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I'd of done the same, have before and know it'll happen again.
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Old 07-09-2007, 05:40 PM   #6
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Well, was she hitting on you or just being social?

Your buddy brought his girl and another. Sounds like 4 people hanging out. It's possible to talk to someone without trying to get in their pants.

But, when attitude is thrown into the mix, it's fair game. I may have just said

With your attitude, yes.
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Old 07-09-2007, 05:44 PM   #7
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Fat ppl need love too
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Old 07-09-2007, 05:45 PM   #8
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Old 07-09-2007, 05:53 PM   #9
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im typically a bit more sensitive about that too, but with a 'tude, i prolly woulda said the same thing.






















then i woulda kicked her fuken mirrors off.
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Old 07-09-2007, 06:07 PM   #10
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if I was fat I wouldnt get mad cause someone stated the obvious.... Skinny people dont get mad when they get told they are skinny. So whats the difference?
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Old 07-09-2007, 06:29 PM   #12
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I'm fat and I don't care if ppl tell me i'm fat!!

But most ppl, ESPECIALLY females DO NOT want to hear that they are fat.. Its the whole self confidence (sp) thing...
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Fat ppl need love too
Dont know from experience but I heard all the fat on the outside makes it tighter in the middle, U know half u ****ers here say that now but the closer to quitin time u start thinking maybe it aint so bad Like mopeds there fun to ride just dont want ur friends to see u ridin one.
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Dont know from experience but I heard all the fat on the outside makes it tighter in the middle, U know half u ****ers here say that now but the closer to quitin time u start thinking maybe it aint so bad Like mopeds there fun to ride just dont want ur friends to see u ridin one.

I really never heard that before....I heard the one that goes..... fat girls can suck a DI*K!!!!!!:laughing6 :laughing6
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thanks for the laugh at work man!
I would have done the same.
Thats great man, good job
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I really never heard that before....I heard the one that goes..... fat girls can suck a DI*K!!!!!!:laughing6 :laughing6

:laughing6 :laughing6
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I really never heard that before....I heard the one that goes..... fat girls can suck a DI*K!!!!!!:laughing6 :laughing6

Is that because they think of it as a popcicle ???:laughing6
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Is that because they think of it as a popcicle ???:laughing6
naw.. its cuz they got bigger "DSL's"
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ok :confused2 Guess I will take your word for that one since I dont have a to experiment with
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