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|06-27-2007, 07:43 AM||#1|
Join Date: Jun 2005
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A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked over to inspect it.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped her.
Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed, and hoped a sales person didn't show up right now.
But, as she turned back, there standing right behind her, was a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication, and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just by touching it, you are going to when you hear the price."
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