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Old 05-18-2007, 07:57 AM   #1
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Two 90 year old men, Mo and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.
When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mo visits him every day. One day Mo says, "Joe, we both loved baseball all our lives, and we played minor league ball together for so many years. Please do me
One favor, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's baseball there."
Joe looks up at Mo from his death bed," Mo , you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you."

Shortly after that, Joe passes on. At midnight a couple of nights later,
Mo is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white
light and a voice calling out to him,

"Mo --Mo."

"Who is it?" asks Mo sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

"Mo--it's me, Joe."

"You're not Joe. Joe just died."

"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insis ts the voice."
"Joe! Where are you?"

"In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."

"Tell me the good news first," says Mo.

"The good news," Joe says," is that there's baseball in heaven. Better
yet, all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too. Better
than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time
and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play baseball all
we want, and we never get tired."

"That's fantastic," says Mo "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?"

"You're pitching Tuesday
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Oh , hahaha.
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