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Old 04-09-2007, 09:38 PM   #1
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there was this 3 guys that grew u and left their home to start a new life

after some years they sent their mother a good gift

the first son remembering how their mom's house was so small and simple, built her a big 2 story house

the second remembering how they had to take the bus to go anywhere because they didnt have a car he bought her a brand new mercedez

and the third remembering how she always recited a passage of the bible to them, bought her a parrot that could recite the bible from A to Z
that parrot was trained by the monks in haiti and costed a lot of money,
but he tough as worth it

after 3 months they received their respective letters thanking them for the gifts

abraham, the house looks really fancy. but i just live in one room and now i have to clean the whole house

jacob,, the mercedez is great but, i rarely leave the house so i barely use it

and jesus, you really know what your mother like

THE CHICKEN WAS DELICIOUS :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6
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