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|09-08-2013, 09:42 PM||#61|
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|09-09-2013, 12:14 AM||#64|
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Short cop joke/story from a friend's dad.
He got pulled over speeding on a back road. Cop is writing him a ticket.
He - "Officer, what would you do if I called you a mother "
Cop - "Well, I'm going to arrest you, have your car towed and impounded, and ruin your day"
He -"What if I thought you were a mother ?"
Cop -"Well Sir, I can't do anything about what you think, no law against thinking"
He - "Well Officer, I THINK you are mother ."