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Old 02-06-2007, 10:54 PM   #1
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The Most Functional Word -

In the English Language



Well, it's ... that's right, !
may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke , buy , sell , lose , find , forget ,
and tell others to eat .

Some people know their , while others can't tell the difference
between and shineola.

There are lucky , dumb , and crazy . There is bull , horse , and chicken .
You can throw , sling , catch , shoot the ,or duck when the hits the fan.

You can give a or serve on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep or be happier than a pig in .

Some days are colder than , some days are hotter than ,
and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like , things can look like , and there are times when you feel like .

You can have too much , not enough , the right , the wrong or a lot of weird .

You can carry , have a mountain of , or find yourself up creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to and other times you fall in a bucket of and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your , you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a ; or not do so if you don't give a !

Well, , it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of . But, if you happened to catch a load of from some -head...........
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Old 02-07-2007, 01:37 AM   #3
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