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Old 01-06-2007, 11:31 PM   #1
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Funny Hunting Story


A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly
Payments of $560.00)

He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin . It's mid-winter;
and of course all of the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on
the ice with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the new NAVIGATOR. They
decide they want to make a natural looking open water area for the
ducks to focus on, something for the decoys to float on.

Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is
going to take a little more power than the average drill auger can

So out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite
with a short 40 second fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they
might slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and
becoming toast, along with the Navigator) decide on the following
course of action: they light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust,
they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible.

Remember a couple paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the
GUNS, and the DOG...? Lets talk about the dog: A highly trained Black
Lab used for RETRIEVING; especially things thrown by the owner. You
guessed it: the dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed
and grabs the stick of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse, just as
it hits the ice.

The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in
their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler
at the dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master,
keeps coming.

One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun
Is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The
dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, then continues on. Another
shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused
and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone insane. The
dog takes off to find cover, UNDER the brand new Navigator. The men
continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the truck
touches the dog's rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under the
truck and takes off after his master.

Then '''''''''''''BOOOOOOOOOOOOM'''''''''''!!!!!!!

The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake,
Leaving the two idiots standing there with "I can't believe this just
happened" looks on their faces.

The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal
use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. And he still has yet
to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments.

The dog is okay...doing fine. And you thought Rednecks lived in the
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Old 01-06-2007, 11:55 PM   #2
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I guessed the story just from the title.

Except it originally didn't have a Navigator as the vehicle, but just a lil Cherokee.
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