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|12-10-2006, 12:47 AM||#1|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: back n H-Twn
Dont ask Grandma
PARA LA RAZA.
LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK A MEXICAN GRANDMA A QUESTION IF THEY AREN'T
PREPARED FOR THE ANSWER.
IN A TRIAL, IN A SMALL TOWN in TEXAS , A PROSECUTING ATTORNEY CALLED
HIS FIRST WITNESS, A MEXICAN GRANDMOTHER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN TO THE STAND.
HE APPROACHED HER AND ASKED, MRS SANCHEZ,"DO YOU KNOW ME?"
SHE RESPONDED, "SI, I KNOW YOU MR. WILLIAMS."
I KNOWN YOU SINCE YOU WERE A CHAVALITO AND FRANKLY YOU'VE BEEN A BIG
DISAPPOINTMENT TO ME.
YOU LIE, YOU CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE, AND YOU MANIPULATE PEOPLE. AND YOU
THINK YOU'RE A BIG SHOT WHEN YOU AREN'T NADA. YES I KNOW YOU PENDEJO ."
THE LAWYER WAS STUNNED. NOT KNOWING WHAT ELSE TO DO, HE POINTED ACROSS
THE ROOM AND ASKED, MRS. SANCHEZ, DO YOU KNOW THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY?
AGAIN SHE REPLIED, "CLARO QUE SI. I'VE KNOWN MR. RODRIGUEZ SINCE HE
WAS A CHAVALITO TOO. HE'S LAZY, PUTO, AND HE HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM.
HE CAN'T HAVE A NORMAL RELATIONSHIP WITH NOBODY AND HE IS THE WORST
LAWYER IN THE STATE.
HA! AND NOT TO MENTION HE CHEATED ON HIS WIFE WITH THREE DIFFERENT
ONE OF THEM WAS YOUR WIFE. YOU MEMBER?
I KNOW MR. RODRIGUEZ, HIS MAMA IS NOT PROUD OF HIM TAMBIEN ." THE
DEFENSE ATTORNEY ALMOST DIED.
THE JUDGE ASKED BOTH COUNSELORS TO APPROACH THE BENCH AND IN A VERY
QUIET VOICE SAID,
"IF EITHER OF YOU IDIOTS ASK HER IF SHE KNOWS ME,
I"LL SEND YOU Two to THE ELECTRIC CHAIR."
"I get a total charge out of inspiring others to follow their dreams and not to fear change. Embrace it. Realize that money isn't the end-all, be-all. What is important, what really has value, is Time. As motorcyclists, we all face increased risks on the road, and on the track. Do something with your time; don't have a bag full of regrets when the train comes to a stop. "
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|12-10-2006, 01:06 AM||#3|
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|12-10-2006, 02:24 AM||#4|
Professional Jack @ss
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: League City
Experience: 10+ years
BMW K1200 R Sport
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working on a motoped
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|12-10-2006, 09:28 AM||#5|
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|12-10-2006, 06:33 PM||#6|
Bevo's royal guard.
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that's mexican for ya.:laughing6
|12-11-2006, 03:20 PM||#8|
Super duper member!
Join Date: Jul 2005
sounds like my grandma.
If dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that's what he's getting!