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|12-01-2006, 01:59 PM||#1|
Got Surf? Snow? Track?
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03' 600RR, 05' CR125, 88'NSR 250
Joke: Do it till you get it right!
> >An 18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has
> missed her period for 2
> >Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and
> buys a pregnancy kit.
> >The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
> >Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says "who was
> the pig that did this
> >to you? I want to know!"
> >The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
> >Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of
> their house, a mature and
> >distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably
> dressed in an Armani suit
> >steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the
> >He sits in the living room with the father, mother
> and the girl, and tells
> >"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
> problem. I can't marry
> >her because of my personal family situation but
> I'll take charge. I will
> >pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the
> rest of her life.
> >Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath a
> Ferrari, a beach house, 2
> >retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and
> a $2,000,000 bank
> >account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a
> couple of factories and a
> >$4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will
> receive a factory and
> >$2,000,000 each. However, if there is a
> miscarriage, what do you suggest I
> >At this point, the father, who had remained silent,
> places a hand firmly on
> >the man's shoulder and tells him, "You f--k her
LIVE IT WHILE YOU CAN!
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|12-01-2006, 02:03 PM||#3|
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Late Model Never-Was
|12-01-2006, 02:05 PM||#4|
51% Geek, 49% SuperHero
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Git 'r done!
|12-01-2006, 02:50 PM||#6|
Bevo's royal guard.
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|12-01-2006, 02:55 PM||#7|
- LSTD - From 0 to Snail
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