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Old 10-19-2006, 08:51 PM   #1
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joke of the NIGHT

A teenage girl arriving home from school asks her mother, "Is it true what the teacher told us today?"

"What’s that?" the mother replied.

"That babies come from the same place that boys put their penises," the daughter said.

"Yes it is dear," mother said, glad that the subject had finally come up at school.

"But If had a baby," the girl responded, "Wouldn’t that break my jaw?"
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Old 10-19-2006, 08:53 PM   #2
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Old 10-19-2006, 08:56 PM   #3
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Peter walked into the confession booth and began to
Peter: sorry father for I have…
Priest: all your sins will be forgiven if you help me out.
Peter: what is it father?
Priest: I need to go to the restroom really bad all you have to do is say what I say all the sins are written on the wall beside me along with the penance.
Peter: ok ill do it.
So peter exchanges places with the priest when the first person steps in.
Person one: sorry father for I have sinned. I slept with my husbands friends.
Peter thinking to himself “adultery” looks at the wall and answers two hail Mary’s.
Getting the hang of it he continues when a young girl about 18 walks in and says
Sorry father for I have sinned. Oh my sweet child what have you done? I gave a guy a . Peter searches the wall and nothing so he opens the door and the first person he sees is the alter boy. Alter boy alter boy cries peter what does the father usually give for a ?
Alter boy: A bag of candy and a ride home!
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Old 10-19-2006, 08:58 PM   #4
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Scientific studies show that 99% of men would like to be a tablecloth..........

It is the only ****ing chance they get of being laid 3 times a day and pulled off last thing at night!!
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Old 10-19-2006, 08:59 PM   #5
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FACT:a women can guide a 1.5" diameter into an inch diameter in pitch dark without looking,but cant park a 6ft car in a 7ft space in daylight! sorry girls the truth herts.
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Old 10-19-2006, 08:59 PM   #6
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MORE OF THESE AT

http://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/joke-adult_jokes-15695.htm
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Old 10-19-2006, 09:07 PM   #7
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FACT:a women can guide a 1.5" diameter into an inch diameter in pitch dark without looking,but cant park a 6ft car in a 7ft space in daylight! sorry girls the truth herts.
sure.........
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Old 10-19-2006, 09:13 PM   #8
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Old 10-19-2006, 09:13 PM   #9
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sure.........

+1.... That survey sucks! .. Oh and so did the jokes... Your just as bad as homeboy you were clownin on... LOL!
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heidi and her boyfriend were getting intamate one night, and her boyfreind, tired of the same old routine asked "heidi, can we try it in the other hole tonite?"

heidi, completely outraged, cried "oh my , what are you thinking? i cant even believe you would even ask that!..."

"...dont you know you i can get pregnant that way?!??!"
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Old 10-20-2006, 01:54 AM   #11
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+1.... That survey sucks! .. Oh and so did the jokes... Your just as bad as homeboy you were clownin on... LOL!

who???, and they are not my jokes, just random ones i found on the net....i was bored
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Old 10-20-2006, 01:55 AM   #12
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sure.........
just jokes, dont get all hurt
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