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|10-10-2006, 11:04 PM||#1|
Wake up already
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Chalk one up for the handicapped...
A woman was searching for the perfect man. She decided to place an ad in the paper. Many men answered the ad, but for one reason or another she was still alone. Sadly, she decided to give up her search & pull the ad. Just then the doorbell rang. Upon answering, she see a man in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
She asks him, "Can I help you?"
He says, "Yes, I'm here to answer your ad."
"Oh, I'm sorry, I don't think you are right for me."
He replies, " Well, I have all your qualifications. I don't have arms so I can't beat you, I have no legs so I can't run around behind your back & Mostly I am an attractive loving man looking for someone to love & share my life with. These are the traits you were looking for, right?"
"Well, yes they are & you do seem to be a sweet man, but there's something I need that I couldn't write in the ad & I don't think you can fullfill it."
The man quickly asks, "What is it, I'm sure I possess the quaility."
"Well, she says, I need a man who can fullfill me sexually. I don't see how you can, I'm sorry."
With a smile on his face he quickly responds, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER....
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