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|09-28-2006, 06:30 AM||#1|
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MURPHY'S OTHER LAWS
MURPHY'S OTHER LAWS
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Just remember . if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those
who got there first.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he
will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people
who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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|09-28-2006, 07:52 AM||#2|
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good one patrick
I understand the consequences of my actions prior to engaging in those actions. . .there are certain situations in life where the risk is totally worth the reward.