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Old 03-30-2011, 05:14 PM   #41
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You his dumbass boyfriend or something? If you notice, not a person in this thread can figure out where he locked his keys.






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Old 03-30-2011, 05:17 PM   #42
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I'm sincerely trying to help the poor fella but he can't focus on my instruction.
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Old 03-30-2011, 05:19 PM   #43
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I'm sincerely trying to help the poor fella but he can't focus on my instruction.
Exactly, I'd love to help him. I'm even right down the road from the OP. He hasn't even specified what type of vehicle though.
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dude. just get a rock and knock out your bikes window to get to your keys. much faster and cheaper then calling a smith to use a slim jim to unlock the keys out of your bike.
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Old 03-30-2011, 05:27 PM   #45
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dude. just get a rock and knock out your bikes window to get to your keys. much faster and cheaper then calling a smith to use a slim jim to unlock the keys out of your bike.
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Old 03-30-2011, 05:33 PM   #46
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If you push the bike over real hard, I bet you could jar the key loose and it'd just fall right out.

FYI, I'd call it an underseat compartment rather than a trunk.
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This is weird. Does your bike have windows and doors? If so, use a slim jim.
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All jokes aside, you're playing right? Cuz if not, I'm sitting over here tryna figure out if its you, the locksmith or both of you that's not understanding the other...

If you are in fact serious, I'll be the nice guy here and give you a quick pointer: Its pretty obvious that the locksmith is talking about a car while YOU are clearly trying to find the key to your bike... or something, I'm not really fully sure what you're trying to do honestly. TOTAL breakdown in communication apparently. Try making sure he realizes you have a BIKE and not a CAR.
The level of fail this has compelled a guy that since september has had only 7 posts, to post and try to help you out



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Thanks for all the good ideas!!!!! I parked in the middle lane of I-10N where it splits from 45N. No one was coming so I figure I can run down to the Valero, get some "gum" and be back before I get a parking ticket. Wouldn't ya know - THAT'S when I saw I left my keys in the bike and sure enough............ here comes baconator. I got the peanutbutter and a slim jim and pulled my pants down. Geeze, what was I thinkin? Was I supposed to get the spicy or regular slim jim kuz the spicy ain't workin??? I'll try the tip-it-over thing a few more times but there's a lot a cars out here right now!!!! I smell gas too. Is that bad?
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this guy is on crack. way to go tracy...your lame attempt at a comical thread blows. go back to habitual masturbation and finish off the remaining sperm cells you have in order to prevent you from futher contaminating the human race
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Thanks for all the good ideas!!!!! I parked in the middle lane of I-10N where it splits from 45N. No one was coming so I figure I can run down to the Valero, get some "gum" and be back before I get a parking ticket. Wouldn't ya know - THAT'S when I saw I left my keys in the bike and sure enough............ here comes baconator. I got the peanutbutter and a slim jim and pulled my pants down. Geeze, what was I thinkin? Was I supposed to get the spicy or regular slim jim kuz the spicy ain't workin??? I'll try the tip-it-over thing a few more times but there's a lot a cars out here right now!!!! I smell gas too. Is that bad?
Don't beat yourself up about it, your doing good. Keep it up and keep us posted.

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since I wasted my time reading this I will stated the obvious. Why dont you just call onstar and ask them to unlock the window so you can get your keys
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some guy just came by on a 76 Harley Electra Glide and stopped to help. He showed me this really cool trick and you can do it with ANY bike! Must be one of those import laws to make bikes more safe. It's like a key governer or something. Seriously, ya gotta try this. All you have to do is grab the top plastic part of the key (works even if there's no plastic left), squeeze tight right in the middle and pull up. (Whitchdoc knows about that - grab the middle and pull up thing) POINK - sure as , out it came. Looks like I'll be on my way. So, does anyone know how I can scoop up this gas and get it back in my tank? I feel like we're all family.
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Some guy just came by on a 76 Harley Electra Glide and stopped to help. He showed me this really cool trick and you can do it with ANY bike! Must be one of those import laws to make bikes more safe. It's like a key governer or something. Seriously, ya gotta try this. All you have to do is grab the top plastic part of the key (works even if there's no plastic left), squeeze tight right in the middle and pull up. (Whitchdoc knows about that - grab the middle and pull up thing) POINK - sure as , out it came. Looks like I'll be on my way. So, does anyone know how I can scoop up this gas and get it back in my tank? I feel like we're all family.
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I still cant figure out what exactly happened here.
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