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Old 07-17-2006, 09:31 PM   #1
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lots of em

The Amazing Claude

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and the Amazing Claude
was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed
hypnotist do his stuff.

As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike
most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a
trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience!"

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat. Speaking to his elderly audience, "I want you each to keep your eye on
this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for
six generations." Numerous audible gasps of anticipation came from the audience members.

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth, while quietly
chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

The geriatric crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off it's polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed
the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's
fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"!" "!" said the aggrevated Claude.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.
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