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|06-27-2006, 02:30 PM||#1|
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Joke: Cowboy in the Desert
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without
His horse has already died of thirst.
He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last
breath, when all of a sudden; he sees an object sticking out of the sand
several yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks
to be an old brief case .
He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie.
She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull gray dress. There's a calculator
in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.
"Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three
"I'm not falling for this." said the cowboy. "I'm not going to trust an
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like
you're a goner anyway!"
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
"OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And
he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish?"
"My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."
The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
gold coins and precious gems.
"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... "I wish that no matter
where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."
He turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's
going to be a string attached.
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|06-27-2006, 02:38 PM||#4|
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|06-27-2006, 02:39 PM||#5|
the necessary villain
Join Date: Sep 2005
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'04 R6, '05 70, '04 fiddy!
he shoulda knowed betta