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Old 05-16-2006, 12:14 PM   #1
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Who is Jack Schitt?

The Schitt Family history is revealed.

May people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!"

Read on and you will be able to handle the situation intelligently.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt

a partner of Knee-deep & Schitt. Inc.

Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt,

Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After 15 years of marriage, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married

a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her children, decided to hyphenate her name and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda Schitt. The couple

produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, inseparable throughout childhood subsequently married the Happens brothers.

The local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quite an event. The Schitt-Happens children were

Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned from his travels with his

Italian Bride, Piza Schitt.

So, now if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can beg to differ. You not only know

Jack Schitt, but everyone on the Schitt list.
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