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Old 12-22-2008, 10:03 AM   #1
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Talking I GOT THE CALL

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who This morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'.

'Wow!' I was flabbergasted.

'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit older

and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.'

She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.

'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!'

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'

So I told her to off.









this was just a joke Brena
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Old 12-22-2008, 10:05 AM   #2
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That was a good one!
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Old 12-22-2008, 10:08 AM   #5
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Old 12-22-2008, 10:11 AM   #7
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Old 12-22-2008, 10:48 AM   #13
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Joke was lame, but your new avatar is freakin' hilarious! ( is that you and James?)
agreed Brena needs to smack him around!!!
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Old 12-22-2008, 10:55 AM   #14
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you're fired, that's mala
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he is just trying to retaliate because of all the work he did around here for me this weekend! but still gonna get beat down if he keeps it up!
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he is just trying to retaliate because of all the work he did around here for me this weekend! but still gonna get beat down if he keeps it up!

what am I retaliating for? The way I see it, the bill is just getting longer
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bwahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

u think there is a bill???
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Old 12-22-2008, 11:09 AM   #18
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I see a epic azz whipping coming in the near future for you man. No doubt that t is funny though. The joke that is. I will not put my self in the line of fire from Mala.
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Old 12-22-2008, 11:33 AM   #19
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bwahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

u think there is a bill???
All I gots to say is dinner better be ready when I get home…..or else
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