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Old 09-02-2008, 04:16 PM   #1
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hurricane procedures for my job..WTF!?!?!

Office Procedures Concerning Storm and Office Closings

As we watch the progress of the storm, the following
are the firm's guidelines based upon the hurricane's intensity:

Hurricane Category #1
No excuse for being late. Leave earlier to give extra
time to avoid fallen trees and limbs.

Hurricane Category #2
Due to the horizontal rain, you may wear jeans.
Hurricane Category #3
Whereas most of the area will be flooded we suggest
you avoid wea

ring open toe sandals when coming to work.
Canoes will be provided to get to the building
safely without getting wet.


Hurricane Category #4
More than likely there will be no electricity
Given that, we will have manual typewriters available
to all staff members. Please take extra caution and wear
water-proof make-up if Category 4 or above.


Hurricane Category #5
Velcro will be provided to keep you attached to your chairs when the windows blow out. For those that survive, we will have chocolate cake at 3:00 P.M.in the kitchen.
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Hurricane Category #6

grubbs believes hurricanes are caused by Dongo, the ancient of things no one else understands, and only hurt you if you believe in them. hence, they're not really there. go on about your business.
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Office Procedures Concerning Storm and Office Closings

As we watch the progress of the storm, the following
are the firm's guidelines based upon the hurricane's intensity:

Hurricane Category #1
No excuse for being late. Leave earlier to give extra
time to avoid fallen trees and limbs.

Hurricane Category #2
Due to the horizontal rain, you may wear jeans.
Hurricane Category #3
Whereas most of the area will be flooded we suggest
you avoid wea

ring open toe sandals when coming to work.
Canoes will be provided to get to the building
safely without getting wet.


Hurricane Category #4
More than likely there will be no electricity
Given that, we will have manual typewriters available
to all staff members. Please take extra caution and wear
water-proof make-up if Category 4 or above.


Hurricane Category #5
Velcro will be provided to keep you attached to your chairs when the windows blow out. For those that survive, we will have chocolate cake at 3:00 P.M.in the kitchen.

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grubbs believes hurricanes are caused by Dongo, the ancient of things no one else understands, and only hurt you if you believe in them. hence, they're not really there. go on about your business.

As a matter of fact, they are from Africa. If you look back in history, hardly a mention is made of these killer storms before the white man enslaved the brothers.

I say free them and compensate to appease the gods!!!!!
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