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Old 10-07-2008, 08:29 AM   #1
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A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the
man looks over at his wife and says: 'Your is getting really big,
I mean really big. I bet your is bigger than the barbecue.'

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the
grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured
his wife's bottom.

'Yes, I was right; your is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!'

The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him
off. 'What's wrong?' he asks. ..............

She answers: 'Do you really
think I'm going to fire up this big- grill for one little weenie?
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Old 10-07-2008, 08:37 AM   #2
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Old 10-07-2008, 10:20 AM   #3
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He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. .....Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. .They don't have time

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said. . . A widow.

He said to me . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go t o bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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Old 10-07-2008, 10:22 AM   #4
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Old 10-07-2008, 10:32 AM   #5
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