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Old 05-14-2008, 12:41 PM   #1
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A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments.
He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member
of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, ', if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by
and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am . I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the
platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked,
'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?'

The Marine calmly replied, ' was too busy today protecting America's soldiers
who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot.
So, He sent me.'
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:43 PM   #2
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:50 PM   #6
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Old 05-14-2008, 01:29 PM   #10
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I won't call tha joke anything, I will refrain.
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Old 05-14-2008, 01:33 PM   #12
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:54 AM   #19
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Well if your atheist, then it would be a bad joke.



It might be old, but I still love the idea behind it (even though does not talk to us).
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It might be old, but I still love the idea behind it (even though does not talk to us).
I am not an atheist and I still think it was lame. It hardly seems like a joke actually and more of a look how badass Marines are type of thing.
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