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Old 05-13-2008, 11:36 AM   #1
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A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch together, when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler

The little boy asks: 'Can I have a beer Grandpa?'

Grandpa replies: 'Can your touch your ?'
The little boy answered : 'No Grandpa. It's just a little '.

Gramps says: 'Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer'.

A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar.
The little boy asks: 'Can I have a cigar Grandpa?'

Once again, Grandpa asks: 'Can your touch your ?'
Once again the little boy replies, 'No, it's too little'.

Gramps replies, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar'.


A little later the little boy comes out of the house with milk and some brownies.
Grandpa asks, 'Hey there young feller, can I have a brownie?'
The boy ask, 'Can your touch your ?'
Gramps replies, ' yes, my can touch my '.

The little boy replies, 'Then go screw yourself'. Grandma made these for me.'
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A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch together, when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler

The little boy asks: 'Can I have a beer Grandpa?'

Grandpa replies: 'Can your touch your ?'
The little boy answered : 'No Grandpa. It's just a little '.

Gramps says: 'Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer'.

A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar.
The little boy asks: 'Can I have a cigar Grandpa?'

Once again, Grandpa asks: 'Can your touch your ?'
Once again the little boy replies, 'No, it's too little'.

Gramps replies, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar'.

A little later the little boy comes out of the house with milk and some brownies.
Grandpa asks, 'Hey there young feller, can I have a brownie?'
The boy ask, 'Can your touch your ?'
Gramps replies, ' yes, my can touch my '.

The little boy replies, 'Then go screw yourself'. Grandma made these for me.'
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