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Old 12-10-2008, 03:06 PM   #141
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I don't have a chick

Whether I did or not, I'd rather or bust a nut in her hands than have my anywhere near her fecal matter cavity. No chocolate for me

I never understood that stigma. Its ok to stick the thing you pee out of right next to the thing she pees out of. But when it comes to ...its off limits
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Old 12-10-2008, 03:06 PM   #142
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I never understood that stigma. Its ok to stick the thing you pee out of right next to the thing she pees out of. But when it comes to ...its off limits
Pee is sterile, t is toxic...simple
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yeap...I've seen every person on this bored do it.

Boys are no different then girls...half the boys I've met only ride b/c it gets girls to look their way. Don't be so hypocritical.
That's pretty pitiful but hey, whatever floats their/your boat...

...NOW GIT
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I never understood that stigma. Its ok to stick the thing you pee out of right next to the thing she pees out of. But when it comes to ...its off limits
My isn't just a tool for urination. It is a holy element that, with the right ingredients, can produce unlimited pleasures. A is similiar, a peice of flesh worthy of worship :bowdown:

Everyone and everything has an . It's a unisexual feature. I want to have with a WOMAN and something only a WOMAN has...not something a MAN, DOG or COW have. Besides, anuses are just gross and nasty. I wouldn't want anyone putting there fingers in or licking my and sure as don't want to perform the same on any female. I don't go that way

QUESTION: Doesn't your smell bad after ? It just sounds really gross.
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My isn't just a tool for urination. It is a holy element that, with the right ingredients, can produce unlimited pleasures. A is similiar, a peice of flesh worthy of worship :bowdown:

Everyone and everything has an . It's a unisexual feature. I want to have with a WOMAN and something only a WOMAN has...not something a MAN, DOG or COW have. Besides, anuses are just gross and nasty. I wouldn't want anyone putting there fingers in or licking my and sure as don't want to perform the same on any female. I don't go that way

QUESTION: Doesn't your smell bad after ? It just sounds really gross.
i think you are looking for notworthy, bowdown don't work here
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My isn't just a tool for urination. It is a holy element that, with the right ingredients, can produce unlimited pleasures. A is similiar, a peice of flesh worthy of worship :bowdown:

Everyone and everything has an . It's a unisexual feature. I want to have with a WOMAN and something only a WOMAN has...not something a MAN, DOG or COW have. Besides, anuses are just gross and nasty. I wouldn't want anyone putting there fingers in or licking my and sure as don't want to perform the same on any female. I don't go that way

QUESTION: Doesn't your smell bad after ? It just sounds really gross.
gotta play devil's advocate here

well per your own logic it would be acceptable for you to have w/a female dog, cow, or even a man once he is post op
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yeap...I've seen every person on this bored do it.

Boys are no different then girls...half the boys I've met only ride b/c it gets girls to look their way. Don't be so hypocritical.
one can only be hypocritcal with regard to ones' OWN statements and opinions, and not those of the others around. great, you can't sweep and you don't own a dictionary. I hope you're better with an iron and starch.
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one can only be hypocritcal with regard to ones' OWN statements and opinions, and not those of the others around. great, you can't sweep and you don't own a dictionary. I hope you're better with an iron and starch.


*that ain't even right
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I was a life guard so I've seen many different cases.

If you didn't just picture Joy as a lifeguard your out.
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well per your own logic it would be acceptable for you to have w/a female dog, cow, or even a man once he is post op






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yeap...I've seen every person on this bored do it.

Boys are no different then girls...half the boys I've met only ride b/c it gets girls to look their way. Don't be so hypocritical.
ok umm well Ms Joy I have to take exception to this above remark, first I haven't done anything just for attention and I don't ride to get women girls or anyone else to look at me , I may have been a smart just to annoy or even get a smile but never just to get ahem "noticed" but then I'm not a boy or would that be BOI?
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QUESTION: Doesn't your smell bad after ? It just sounds really gross.

Unless you're doing some exhaust work right when a girl has to , the colon is empty. No to deal with.

My smells bad after a trackday simply from having been in close proximity to my sweaty . Consequentially....I don't worry about what it smells like at other times.
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KIDS come out of that
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