older women are great

ScooterTrash · 08-17-2007, 02:01 PM

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis.

wever411 · 08-17-2007, 02:09 PM

hahaha

lilmckee · 08-17-2007, 02:10 PM

hahahahahaah

Gixxer Geezer · 08-17-2007, 02:14 PM

Amen to that one....

SPYDER BITE · 08-17-2007, 02:16 PM

I love it

NoFear · 08-17-2007, 05:14 PM

older women should be shot on sight Fat Women included

houseofpaint · 08-17-2007, 06:35 PM

i'm not prejudice....i'll take old women or young women....big girls need love too :laughing6

04RSVR · 08-17-2007, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by houseofpain

i'm not prejudice......big girls need love too :laughing6

When I need a wing man, I'm calling YOU!

busa5225 · 08-17-2007, 09:41 PM

haha

aznhero913 · 08-17-2007, 09:43 PM

hahahahaha

Candie · 08-17-2007, 09:47 PM

Ha Ha! That was great!

ArturoC · 08-18-2007, 05:22 AM

I thought the rule was to trade 'em in when they hit 40....

.... for 2 20 years old?

....unless she's a super-hawt MILF

Then you only need one 20 year old on the side. :icon_bigg

isoplus · 08-18-2007, 12:04 PM

^^
rofl
Does that mean if you wait long enough till she's 60,

you get 3 x 20 yrs?

FLYIN'DUC · 08-18-2007, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by isoplus

^^
rofl
Does that mean if you wait long enough till she's 60,

you get 3 x 20 yrs?

prolly kill ya at 60, but what the could u think of a better way to go? only at 80

08-17-2007, 02:01 PM	#1
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