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Old 07-13-2018, 01:30 PM   #1
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Wouldn't be cool to fake your funeral?

I get weird thoughts sometimes. And one of them was like how many people will show up at my funeral? I guess i thought that because I have gone to several funerals like most of us that have lived for a while. And some have lots of people and some only have a few. And I can see why some people dont' go because they are like me and don't like funerals they are depressing so I really have to like someone or it has to be family for me to go.

But you'll never know how many people are at your funeral because well you will be dead. I mean because even if you believe in and have an afterlife ...I dont' think you can see what is going on down in here because if you did Heaven wouldn't be awesome now would it.

So the only way you could find out how many people show up to yuor funeral is to like fake your death and go the funeral disguised to see how many people show up and what they say about you when they are at the funeral and the after funeral party. It was also be fun to actually fake being dead in the casket and then have way through the funeral lean up point of them and say "Gotch You" (that would be best funderal EVER!!! )

So how many people do you think would show up at yours? Do you think anybody from motohouston will show up? Probably only a few from here will show for mine since i like in Corpus and probably only then if they want to make a pleasure trip out of it to go to the beach or fishing or something after they watch me get planted.

Well i guess I'll go first hopefully 250 or more or I am gong to come back and haunt some people that skipped out that should have been there.

y'alls turn. and your number better no be higher than 250 or i am upping my number by 5%(I'm very competitive you know)_
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I raise you to 262 and a midget. I'll just tell my wife to pick up some bums at the bus station and tell them she is providing free food and punch.

Thanks for at least posting people just hate thinking about death. It's funny when it's such a big part of your life.
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I raise you to 262 and a midget. I'll just tell my wife to pick up some bums at the bus station and tell them she is providing free food and punch.

Thanks for at least posting people just hate thinking about death. It's funny when it's such a big part of your life.
I see your midget, I raise you a bus full of cheerleaders, Rockets or Texans dancers handing out beers and Jell-O shots. My funeral WILL NOT be gloomy

Iím not worried about death, and that lack of worry allows me to enjoy the minutes I have alive
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Lol cheerleaders your going to have to pay them to shoe up


And agree live life to the fullest because you never know when your check could be cashed
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Awesome until your wife sells everything for what you told her you paid for it.
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