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Old 05-23-2013, 01:56 AM   #1
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Bear chases man up a tree - stereotypical Russia

I try not to post stereotypical Russian videos to foreigners but this one is too funny. Best part is not one was given that day.

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Old 05-23-2013, 03:50 AM   #2
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Stereotypical videos are the best.
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Russia looks like a lovely place.
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Russia looks like a lovely place.
So rustic, peaceful and bearable.
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So rustic, peaceful and bearable.
Bahahaha...
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Funny how as he pans the cam to the left, there's nothing but small "stereo-typically" Russian cars...
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Funny how as he pans the cam to the left, there's nothing but small "stereo-typically" Russian cars...
"take a look at my fine, eclectic collection of classic russian automobils that helped build the Motherland."
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Who the pans away from a dude chased up a tree by a bear.
Seriously, I guess it's one of those "Oh, the bear chased George up that tree again, I'll just video tape my bad car collection."
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Maybe he was making sure there wasent another one around fixing to get him, lol?
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Maybe he was making sure there wasent another one around fixing to get him, lol?
Great observation there sir

I still think he was checking out his MAD RIDES though
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he pans away to get the large rabbit at 0:36
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Seriously, I guess it's one of those "Oh, the bear chased George up that tree again, I'll just video tape my bad car collection."
You meant Gregori.
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You meant Gregori.
or Александра (Aleksandr) they have some weird names, but I guess our names are weird to them as well

Edit: I googled weird Russian names and got this.....http://www.behindthename.com/names/usage/russian
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or Александра (Aleksandr) they have some weird names, but I guess our names are weird to them as well
Yeah! like "Josue"....who in the world names a child "Josue"?????
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Yeah! like "Josue"....who in the world names a child "Josue"?????
I know right, central americans

Edit: Everybody I usually meet calls me Joe-sue at first, now that's a country name....
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Who the pans away from a dude chased up a tree by a bear.
There's a Russian folk tale where the peasant keeps over the bear. Bear found out.
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There's a Russian folk tale where the peasant keeps over the bear. Bear found out.
Nice, now there's some Russian knowledge in the room

Is this the story?
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Is this the story? Masha and the Bear - A Russian folk fairy-tale - YouTube
No that story is about a wily peasant who took advantage of the stupid bear.

Not really a stereotypical video though - bear has no balalaika and the man has no vodka
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No that story is about a wily peasant who took advantage of the stupid bear.

Not really a stereotypical video though - bear has no balalaika and the man has no vodka


I believe this video would be a total win if there's a random car wreck in the background or if the guy knocks the bear out and shouts "dat how we due it in Rrrrrusssiaa beeeech!!!"
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