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Old 02-05-2010, 11:03 AM   #1
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fvck one, marry one, kill one

Exactly as the title implies. First person says three names, next person states which one they would fvck, which one they would marry, and which one they would kill. explain why, then list another three names. (try and keep it hot chicks)

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penelope cruz
salma hayek
jessica biel
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fuzzy, you missed the whole point
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Old 02-05-2010, 11:09 AM   #4
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Exactly as the title implies. First person says three names, next person states which one they would fvck, which one they would marry, and which one they would kill. explain why, then list another three names. (try and keep it hot chicks)

here goes:

penelope cruz
salma hayek
jessica biel
I don't like girls, so.

Brad Pitt
Jake (The Bachelor)
Michael Moore

yeah this doesn't work right for women I think.
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Old 02-05-2010, 11:12 AM   #5
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this game is already toast

explain who you would fvck, kill, marry from the previous posters list, then list your own 3 ppl
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Old 02-05-2010, 11:17 AM   #6
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Exactly as the title implies. First person says three names, next person states which one they would fvck, which one they would marry, and which one they would kill. explain why, then list another three names. (try and keep it hot chicks)

here goes:

penelope cruz
salma hayek
jessica biel
oh okay....
i would in that same order..
pen is hot-F
hayek is loaded-M
and biel drove me crazy on 7th heaven.-K

Keira knightly
Uma Thurman
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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jessica biel -fck
penelope cruz - marry
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Miley Cyrus
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penelope cruz - Kill - Annoyng
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Old 02-05-2010, 11:23 AM   #9
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Keira knightly- f
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jessica alba
oprah winfrey
that kiesha girl that sings tick tock
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Miley Cyrus - F
Lady Gaga - K
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Bianca Beauchamp - K
Charlize Theron - M
Sarah Palin - F

Now:

Elizabeth Hurley
Meg Ryan
Tiffany Amber Tiessen
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Old 02-05-2010, 11:30 AM   #11
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liz hurley- marry for sure
meg ryan- fvck (just to say i did)
tiff tiessen- kill

christina applegate
megan fox
jessica simpson
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Old 02-05-2010, 11:33 AM   #12
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fvk: Jessica Alba need I say more?

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Old 02-05-2010, 11:34 AM   #13
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I was not going to F Lady Gaga, she has a dik you know.
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This is a hard one:

christina applegate - M
megan fox - F
jessica simpson - F F F F F F F
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