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Old 11-29-2009, 05:52 PM   #1
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anyone marry a illegal immigrant?

anyone here ever marry an illegal to help them get citizenship?
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Old 11-29-2009, 05:55 PM   #2
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My wife is blonde. That's pretty close to alien. That count?
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Old 11-29-2009, 06:05 PM   #3
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My wife is blonde. That's pretty close to alien. That count?
i dont know, post pics.
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Old 11-29-2009, 06:16 PM   #5
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Old 11-29-2009, 06:46 PM   #6
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I should shack up with an illegal broad.
When she starts getting lazy and mouthy, I'll just call INS on her and order a new one.
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I should shack up with an illegal broad.
When she starts getting lazy and mouthy, I'll just call INS on her and order a new one.
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Old 11-29-2009, 06:59 PM   #8
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believe me, it's a LOT more complicated than that. Once you have with her, laws change!
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Old 11-29-2009, 07:06 PM   #9
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believe me, it's a LOT more complicated than that. Once you have with her, laws change!
No . I just want a clean house and a well kept lawn.
Ohh, and maybe some Caldo de Poyo once in a while.
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No . I just want a clean house and a well kept lawn.
Ohh, and maybe some Caldo de Poyo once in a while.
lol caldo de pollo hahahaha

just get her one day and she will beat the outta you

they are famous for being temper nutcases i know for a fact
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nevermind ima bumbass and ill get my wife 2 do it 2nite.
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Old 11-29-2009, 08:10 PM   #11
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lol caldo de pollo hahahaha

just get her one day and she will beat the outta you

they are famous for being temper nutcases i know for a fact

My brother can vouch for that one too.
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Old 11-29-2009, 08:11 PM   #12
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My brother can vouch for that one too.

uh sorry to hear that

RIP to your bro cause im sure he didnt survived
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Old 11-29-2009, 08:21 PM   #13
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uh sorry to hear that

RIP to your bro cause im sure he didnt survived
Haha.. She's bitchy. He just runs out to the garage or comes back to campus and complains to me.
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Old 11-29-2009, 08:34 PM   #14
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they get citizanship after a certain amount of tie but its a lengthy process with interviews and stuff.
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Old 11-30-2009, 01:06 AM   #15
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Really good looking girl I met in one of my classes about 5 years ago. Fell in love with her the first day I met her. We became really good friends but were both dating someone. Lost touch for a while after that semester but kept in touch via MySpace or Facebook from time to time. Well, she invited me to her college graduation and we went out again about 4 months ago. Still kinda had that thing for each other. We were both still dating someone else so it was all just friends.

I hadn't known that she was here as a student and if she stops going to school then her student visa is revoked. She doens't wanna go back to Mexico (for obvious reasons) and she had mentioned that it'd be nice to marry someone. Her on again/off again boyfriend is American but he's a selfish dirtbag. I told her if I could, I'd marry her in a heartbeat. She told me that was great and I woulda really been doing her a huge favor. But I'm pretty sure I'm in the friend zone with her already. 12 year difference between us so I'm not sure if she sees me as a potential mate or just a good friend.

Anyway, long story about nothing, but the closest I'll ever come to *maybe* marrying someone to fix their papers.
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Old 11-30-2009, 02:15 AM   #17
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i almosstttt did it lol, i was too worried about stuff
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Old 11-30-2009, 02:32 AM   #18
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nope, just a legal one, and +1 about them being crazy .
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Got offered $5g and "favors" to marry a Slov exchange student. Thought about it seriously, but decided against it cuz I thought it would ruin my chances at getting this girl I was crazy about. In hindsite I should have done it. I was in college so I didn't own anything worth taking in a divorce, and I never ended up getting the girl I was after anyway.
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