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Old 01-25-2011, 12:33 PM   #1
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Old 01-25-2011, 12:36 PM   #2
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Crash and burn eh Mav?
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Are gonna get crapped in. that is all.
you trying to cook again?
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Old 01-25-2011, 12:51 PM   #5
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Et tu, Brutus?

Youre all going down!!!! This will require only a small portion of my cunning, and my complete and undivided attention!!!

So I was at baby abbi's birthday party, and Aaron was telling everyone about his favorite gay . I told him top gun wasn't just gay , but gay with airplanes as props. He got all chubby and insisted the planes were metaphors for dicks, so I pooped in his pants and made his husband drive me home. True story.
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Old 01-25-2011, 12:51 PM   #6
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Et tu, Brutus?

Youre all going down!!!! This will require only a small portion of my cunning, and my complete and undivided attention!!!

So I was at baby abbi's birthday party, and Aaron was telling everyone about his favorite gay . I told him top gun wasn't just gay , but gay with airplanes as props. He got all chubby and insisted the planes were metaphors for dicks, so I pooped in his pants and made his husband drive me home. True story.


so...you're now that guy that wants to in my pants...and call me a ?
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Old 01-25-2011, 02:52 PM   #9
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so who shat in who's pants first? Did the act involve a safe word?
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Old 01-25-2011, 02:56 PM   #10
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so who shat in who's pants first? Did the act involve a safe word?
There's no time for safety words.
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Old 01-25-2011, 03:00 PM   #11
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There's no time for safety words.
How about a safety...DANCE!?
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Old 01-25-2011, 03:12 PM   #12
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Old 01-25-2011, 03:23 PM   #13
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Old 01-25-2011, 03:26 PM   #14
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LOL....my bike doesn't even have a kickstand. LOL.

Good one.

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Old 01-25-2011, 03:29 PM   #15
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Old 01-25-2011, 03:32 PM   #16
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wtf?
Just keep reminding Todd of his undying love for Top Gun and Tom Cruise's nuts in his face.
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