Having kids isn't selfless it is SELFISH!!!

[gixxerbill]

I saw a really funny comedian on netflix Friday night. He said having kids isn't selfless it is selfish. He said think about it when you have a kid you stare at them because they are reflection of you. You pick out the things that look like you that you like and don't care about the parts that look like your spouse. I mean he was so right on just think how people brag about what their kids do all the time where it almost becomes a puke fest. What they are doing is bragg'n about themlelves because their kids are an extension of them. The dude nailed it. They keep brag'n and brag'n until their kid becomes a serial killer and then it slows down...some.

[Bevo]

I saw a motorcycle race on Sunday where some folks got dat whooped by somebody's kid.

[Japawhat02]

Ehhh i dont really care what my kids look like. I care how they act. How they act is an extension of me. Which is why they are sometimes. HAHA

[brandontx]

Originally Posted by Japawhat02

Ehhh i dont really care what my kids look like. I care how they act. How they act is an extension of me. Which is why they are sometimes. HAHA

LOL. My daughter is a complete pain in the and hates being told what to do just like her daddy. She's 7. Yesterday she told me that I was being "completely unreasonable" because I didn't want to go swimming for the fourth time in two days. I took her swimming for a fourth time because she is so persuasive. Just like her mom.

[upononer6]

Originally Posted by gixxerbill

I saw a really funny comedian on netflix Friday night. He said having kids isn't selfless it is selfish. He said think about it when you have a kid you stare at them because they are reflection of you. You pick out the things that look like you that you like and don't care about the parts that look like your spouse. I mean he was so right on just think how people brag about what their kids do all the time where it almost becomes a puke fest. What they are doing is bragg'n about themlelves because their kids are an extension of them. The dude nailed it. They keep brag'n and brag'n until their kid becomes a serial killer and then it slows down...some.

Is that Tom Segura? I've heard that skit before but can't remember the comedian that said it. Tom Segura is by far my favorite comic hands down. Dude is hilarious. I've watched all of his Netflix specials atleast 5 times each and laugh every time. His delivery is perfect

[bumblebee]

I brag on my daughter for the same reason I brag on my pocket knife...
because she's/it's better than anybody else's!

OK really I brag on my daughter because she's awesome and better than anybody else's. My pocket knife is only as good as other idiots that spent too much.