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After getting drunk yesterday afternoon, I hopped on my 50 with no helmet. I wore shorts anda t-shirt and rode wheelies down my street to the boyou where i rode wheelies and jumped dirt mounds. I got home and continued drinking until I passed out at 3:00 am. I woke up at 5:00 am and rode my bike into work still drunk. I didn't wear my helmet, jacket, gloves or boots. Whilst in the rain, i saw a hot chick next to me so i popped a wheelie to impress her. I couldn't stop for the red light so i ran it. It's cool, I didn't cause a wreck. I did the responsible thing and looked back to make sure. I'm pretty sure the chick was impressed.
Right before i got to work, I had to cut off an old asian driver because the was going slow. Probably because they drove a big truck they shouldn't have been driving. trucks need to be on a ranch otherwise it's a waste.
Since it will likely be cold on the way home today, i'll probably drink from my secret whiskey stash here at work before I hop on the bike to make the ride a little easier. Maybe i'll see another hot chick to impress.
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That truck part had me rolling.
I won't melt. Only thing I want is ABS. Maybe when I kill this bike.
