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Old 03-22-2013, 10:29 AM   #1
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You ever been Jody?

Years ago when i was in the service, we always referred to the guy sleeping with someones wife while he was deployed as "jody".
To my knowledge i have slept with a married woman twice in my life.. in my defense the first one was a surprise to me, i did not know she was married.
I met her in a bar and took her home...her home... i did not see any mens clothing or evidence that a man lived there... we met several times and she was very entertaining... one night as we were leaving a club.. i saw a guy across the street watching us kind of close.. and he began to walk towards us, she did not see him at first.. I could tell by the look on his face that something was up, but did not know what it was... it did not take long to find out.. when he got close to us he began to berate the woman for a tramp.. turns out she had done this on several occasions before...I was expecting to have to defend myself, but when he turned to face me, he told me it was not my fault and that he was thru... he just turned and walked away...
she then turned to me and said, "lets go". I told her no thanks and left... i did not want to have to face a drunk angry man later that night if he got to feeling sorry for himself and decided to come back...just was not worth it... i did not want to have to defend myself from someone that i had been part of doing wrong...

I must admit the second time was on purpose, the guy made me angry and i was just getting even. Too long of a story for me to want to type at the moment.
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Old 03-22-2013, 10:32 AM   #2
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They were still talking about Jody in the 90s. A good 40 years after you were in.

Yes, I have been there. Had one promise to give her husband a big, sloppy, salty kiss when she got home.
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Old 03-22-2013, 10:38 AM   #3
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Old 03-22-2013, 10:43 AM   #5
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Old 03-22-2013, 10:45 AM   #7
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Tell the story!

Never. I've only ever been with a handful of men; married for 13 years to my HS sweetheart, young one I used for , then Ween.

My ex was deployed for a year in the Marines - he was stationed in Okinawa. I never even so much as looked at another man. He cheated on me, though - found out much later.

My hostage works out of town and travels a LOT. Never cared to cheat on him, although being on MH the opportunity to find a hard is NEVER out of reach.

I will never understand the desire to cheat by either party.

I KNOW why women cheat: they are lonely.
I also know why men cheat: opportunity arises.

Men also know how to get a 'lonely' woman to cheat - they play on her emotions and feelings, she thinks she has a great friend, and she gives in to her emotions. Women are stupid like that. I think it's funny when men try to be my 'friend' and ask about my feelings and act like they care. It won't work. I've never been lonely a day in my life.

Hello. I have ME to keep me company. Duh.
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Tell the story!

Never. I've only ever been with a handful of men; married for 13 years to my HS sweetheart, young one I used for , then Ween.

My ex was deployed for a year in the Marines - he was stationed in Okinawa. I never even so much as looked at another man. He cheated on me, though - found out much later.

My hostage works out of town and travels a LOT. Never cared to cheat on him, although being on MH the opportunity to find a hard is NEVER out of reach.

I will never understand the desire to cheat by either party.

I KNOW why women cheat: they are lonely.
I also know why men cheat: opportunity arises.

Men also know how to get a 'lonely' woman to cheat - they play on her emotions and feelings, she thinks she has a great friend, and she gives in to her emotions. Women are stupid like that. I think it's funny when men try to be my 'friend' and ask about my feelings and act like they care. It won't work. I've never been lonely a day in my life.

Hello. I have ME to keep me company. Duh.
seriously, we care
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When I was in high school we would go to church 3 times out of the week, well there was one day that we were having a "lock-in" at church and when it came time for intermission, we ran out of something I can't remember, anyhow, on of the ladies said "I'll go to Wal-Mart and get it." Then my mom stepped in and said, you shouldn't go alone at this time (bout 0030) take Josue with you. As we were driving, she suddenly started sobbing and telling me about how disappointed she was in her husband, he had gone "out with the boys" that night and would refuse to go to church. Eventually we pulled into the Wal-Mart parking lot and I felt really bad for her cause she was sobbing so bad, so I offered her a hug, well, out of the blue she starts kissing me, so I roll with it. After some heated foreplay in the passenger's seat (she was straddling me), her conscience kicked in and she started having a fit of anger (she almost seemed bipolar) with herself and begged not to tell anyone and apologizing for what she had done to me. Nevertheless, I was not offended at all and was actually counting on a home-run, but nothing. She eventually got divorced and looked me up a few years later, after a few encounters, I wrote her off as "bat " crazy (she was definitely bipolar, she would cry, be angry and smile all at the same time....creepy ).
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It's not you. It's me. That's why so many men on here PM me asking if I'm really a dude.
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It's not you. It's me. That's why so many men on here PM me asking if I'm really a dude.
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only one way I would of kept that a secret she would of had to finish him off TKO
I was 16 at the time, and she was in her mid 30's. Now imagine a 16 year old that goes through alot of foreplay and no , those are memories that cannot be erased at that age.....fap fap fap I should have thought of what you said back then, but it's in the past now. I'm actually glad I didn't continue involvement with her cause she really needed help. She actually requested me on FB about 2 yrs ago and I turned it down.
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had the opportunity....passed. That's THE ULTIMATE low....regardless if her husband is cheating or not.
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