things a cop might say..............

05-05-2009, 02:36 PM

just sent to me

Quote:

"Just how big were those two beers?"

"Your life is not my fault."

"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after
you wear them awhile."

"Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a
worthless document."

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

"Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second?"

"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can
write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

"Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it
will help. Oh, did I mention that I AM the shift supervisor?"

"Warning?! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again
or I'll give you another ticket."

"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk
or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

"Fair?! You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go
to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey-."

"No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now
we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

"I know, I know! Your kid is an honor student at the juvenile detention
center."

"I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours.
At least you know someone who can post your bail."

"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

"Life's tough; it's tougher if you're stupid."

"In we trust; all others are suspects."

@ 3 & 7

Gixxer Geezer · 05-05-2009, 02:37 PM

hahahahahaaha.. sup Grinchmiester????

SPYDER BITE · 05-05-2009, 02:40 PM

nice

Princess · 05-05-2009, 02:42 PM

I've had the first one asked to me.

05-05-2009, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gixxer Geezer

hahahahahaaha.. sup Grinchmiester????

hey Jimbo

how goes it fella???

05-05-2009, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stop Drop and Roll!

I've had the first one asked to me.

what did you say

Pyrofallout · 05-05-2009, 02:56 PM

lanzer913 · 05-05-2009, 03:07 PM

"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can
write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

Princess · 05-05-2009, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grinchy

what did you say

The truth. They were big.

05-05-2009, 03:18 PM

reminds of my mate "the sausage" who's one of these guys that can just about say anything to anyone and get away with it,

he was chased on his bike down a highway by the local traffic police at high speed before he was pulled over,
LEO: Do you have any idea what speed you were doing back there sir??
sausage: fast!!
LEO: and you realise that the speed limit on this stretch is 70mph??
sausage: yes sir
LEO: and the reason you were ignoring the speed limit sir??
sausage: my wife just left me for a police officer....
LEO: and................???
sausage: I thought you were bringing her back

DanteLee · 05-05-2009, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grinchy

reminds of my mate "the sausage" who's one of these guys that can just about say anything to anyone and get away with it,

he was chased on his bike down a highway by the local traffic police at high speed before he was pulled over,
LEO: Do you have any idea what speed you were doing back there sir??
sausage: fast!!
LEO: and you realise that the speed limit on this stretch is 70mph??
sausage: yes sir
LEO: and the reason you were ignoring the speed limit sir??
sausage: my wife just left me for a police officer....
LEO: and................???
sausage: I thought you were bringing her back

switch · 05-05-2009, 03:34 PM

'the sausage' sounds like a badass

tyme2move · 05-05-2009, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grinchy

reminds of my mate "the sausage" who's one of these guys that can just about say anything to anyone and get away with it,

he was chased on his bike down a highway by the local traffic police at high speed before he was pulled over,
LEO: Do you have any idea what speed you were doing back there sir??
sausage: fast!!
LEO: and you realise that the speed limit on this stretch is 70mph??
sausage: yes sir
LEO: and the reason you were ignoring the speed limit sir??
sausage: my wife just left me for a police officer....
LEO: and................???
sausage: I thought you were bringing her back

Now that was funny!

cj_sandman · 05-05-2009, 03:49 PM

"Warning?! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again
or I'll give you another ticket."

lol

Sifu-TZ · 05-05-2009, 03:59 PM

something I used to tell people;
perp- how come you stopped me and all these other people are speeding?
me- have you ever been fishing?
perp- yes
me- how many fish can you reel in at one time?
perp- well, one. awwwwww.

BadApple · 05-05-2009, 05:32 PM

My Favorites...

"In we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

"No sir we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

"You didn’t think we give pretty women tickets? You’re right, we don’t."

"If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired."

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05-05-2009, 02:37 PM	#2
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05-05-2009, 03:18 PM	#10
Grinchy Guest Posts: n/a	reminds of my mate "the sausage" who's one of these guys that can just about say anything to anyone and get away with it, he was chased on his bike down a highway by the local traffic police at high speed before he was pulled over, LEO: Do you have any idea what speed you were doing back there sir?? sausage: fast!! LEO: and you realise that the speed limit on this stretch is 70mph?? sausage: yes sir LEO: and the reason you were ignoring the speed limit sir?? sausage: my wife just left me for a police officer.... LEO: and................??? sausage: I thought you were bringing her back
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05-05-2009, 03:34 PM	#12
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05-05-2009, 03:07 PM	#8
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05-05-2009, 03:59 PM	#15
Sifu-TZ #1 Satans' Buttnuggets Join Date: Jun 2005 Feedback Rating: (1) Posts: 15,252 Experience: 10+ years Trackdays: 10+ Bike(s): Husky 450SMR motard	something I used to tell people; perp- how come you stopped me and all these other people are speeding? me- have you ever been fishing? perp- yes me- how many fish can you reel in at one time? perp- well, one. awwwwww.

05-05-2009, 05:32 PM	#16
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