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Old 01-04-2011, 05:37 PM   #1
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I boxed a fart, but when I opened the box the next day the fart was gone.

Where did the fart go?
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Old 01-04-2011, 05:40 PM   #2
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Old 01-04-2011, 05:49 PM   #3
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Old 01-04-2011, 05:54 PM   #4
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Old 01-04-2011, 05:55 PM   #5
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After boxing the fart you failed to wrap the entire box in DuctTape or ShrinkWrap didn't you?! Classic rookie mistake, it escaped through either the seams/folds in the box or through the pores in the cardboard it'self. Next time use a plastic bottle, much better sphenctal seating, but cap it quick!!
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shoulda caught it in a bottle like i did.

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I boxed a fart, but when I opened the box the next day the fart was gone.

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Just take a dump in the box. It should be there in the morning.
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Old 01-04-2011, 07:38 PM   #11
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This is why I fart on my hand. I can smell it on my hand all day long for analysis.
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That's the whole Schroedinger's Cat Quantum chit all over again...

The fart exists in two realms and when the box is opened the one that remains is the true realm for this world yo...
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man. you just reminded me ren and stimpy hahaha
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That's the whole Schroedinger's Cat Quantum chit all over again...

The fart exists in two realms and when the box is opened the one that remains is the true realm for this world yo...

This.

You see, before you opened the box the fart was actually there AND not there both at the same time. But at the moment you opened the box, you opened it in the universe where the fart wasn't there and so that became your reality.... Maybe you should've waited a couple of milliseconds.
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